100 things I love about my wife

A little while back, I read a list that someone put together about the things that they loved about their wife, and I thought I would do the same. Here goes:

1. She loves me
2. She gave me a wonderful son
3. She is beautiful
4. She is intelligent beyond most
5. Her great sense of humor
6. She tolerates my odd behaviors
7. She is very patient
8. She is a fantastic mother
9. She cooks very well
10. She makes me feel like I am better than I really am
11. How proud I am to introduce her to other people
12. Her great compassion
13. Her attention to detail
14. How she sings when she thinks she's alone
15. The way she looks at me when she wakes up
16. The fact that she did not know that Stevie Wonder was blind
17. Or black
18. She cries when she is happy
19. Because she thinks that everyone she meets is as nice as she is
20. How she says the word robot
21. How she calls Lord of the Rings the walking movie
22. The fact that she runs the water in the sink when she pees
23. Because she worries about what I will think of her when she is sick
24. The way she looked the day we got married
25. The fact that she was 15 minutes late to our wedding and made me wait at the altar
26. Because she has not left me because I didn't take her somewhere nice for our honeymoon
27. The day she told me she was pregnant
28. Her incredible artistic talent
29. Because all my friends love her
30. Because I am a better person because she thinks I'm a better person
31. How she never remembers a movie she's seen
32. She thinks I'm sexy
33. She never judges me
34. She snuggles nicely
35. She enjoys having deep conversations
36. Her appetite for chocolate
37. And mayonnaise
38. Her great sense of fashion
39. The fact that she has kept all of our sons clothes since he was born, hidden in garbage bags
40. That she thinks I'm funny
41. That I actually make her laugh
42. That she finds the same things funny as I do
43. That she gets jealous about other women
44. That she has kept every little scrap and note I've left her
45. That she supports all of my dreams
46. That she still blushes when I whistle at her
47. She skips when she is happy
48. She thinks that Peter Sellers and Bill Murray are funny
49. She gets very competitive when she plays games
50. She is completely faithful and expects the same
51. Sometimes she cries when she thinks about our little boy
52. She smiles when she sleeps and she doesn't know
53. She is gracious
54. She was born in the wrong century
55. When she gives me money, it's always in an envelope, like a payoff
56. She is elegant
57. Her imagination is incredibly funny
58. She meows when I squeeze her in a bear hug
59. Because she still believes that men should be men and women should be women
60. The way she wags her eyebrows at me
61. Her hilarious dirty frenchman accent
62. The fact that she has four pairs of glasses and hates wearing any of them
63. How easily she understands the most complex subjects
64. Her willingness to try new things
65. The fact that she forces herself to try things she did not like again, hoping she might learn to like them
66. The way she never notices that most men stare at her when they see her
67. That she still married me after our first date ended in a car accident
68. Because she loves science fiction
69. Her obsessive need to achieve perfection in everything she does
70. The fact that she never folds her underwear
71. Her drive to improve herself
72. Her dedication to her family
73. She always needs covers, even in the middle of summer
74. She is always cold, even though she is from Siberia
75. That she accepts from others what she would not accept from herself
76. That she finds our son better looking than me
77. Her beautiful blue-green eyes
78. She kisses me every time I leave, even if it's for five minutes
79. She thinks "that's what she said" is funny
80. The fact that she can create a card from scratch in 5 minutes
81. How sensitive she is
82. How she comforts me when I continue to fail her
83. How I trust her more than anyone else I've ever known
84. How safe she makes me feel
85. That she laughs at my wordy humour
86. How she is always the prettiest woman in the room
87. That it takes her ten minutes to get out of bed in the morning
88. That she can't get ready in less than 20 minutes
89. How brave she was during the birth of our son
90. The fact that she hurt herself kneeing me in the jaw, and was more upset about hurting herself than potentially hurting me
91. That she puts up with the fact that I like to tickle her
92. She wakes me up when I snore
93. That she can tell if I lie, all the time
94. She never puts on too much makeup
95. She looks fantastic naked
96. She thinks that the toilet paper should unroll correctly
97. She puts up with the fact that I speak too loud, too often
98. She tells me that she will miss me, even before I leave
99. She doesn't complain if I don't shave every day
100. I love her